Me Against The Bull

A cat has 9 lives..........
A human being has one............
but often things happened that nearly takes it away.

Years & years ago.............participating in a Jamboree for Police Cadets in Ulu Bendol, Negri
Sembilan

Activity: Jungle tracking

Sir said as long as we reached camp by 9.00am we would not be forfeited so we took our own leisurely walk...
By mid track, there were gaps between the fast trackers and the slow ones.
I was in between....with 2 frens.
We came to an abandoned padi field.
"Alamak...."
"Kenapa???"
"Kerbau......"
"Buat tak tahu je lah........jalan aje........."
"Hey... I takutlah kerbau ni..............."
"Jalan je...." and my frens took the lead.

Suddenly one bull came charging at me.........
and what DID I DO???
Nope...I did not run for my dear life.
I STOOD THERE and SCREAMED MY HEAD OFF.......AAAAAAAAA!!!
And the bull got a scare of its lifetime ...
it HALTED like Schreech.... & then it RAN the other direction..............

HeHeHe.........
Yup ...my frens were tickled to bits...............

"Ina,........esok bawak kain merah boleh gi "Toro!Toro!Toro!"

"Hey...kalau kena tanduk tadi...imagine esok keluar kat paper Peserta Jambori Kadet Polis mati ditanduk kerbau..."

"Eh I rasa kan....bukan macam tu.....nanti kita baca
Tuan kerbau saman peserta Jambori sebab kerbaunya mati terkejut....."

Ha Ha Ha!.......Kurang asam punya kawan...............

Madam.....Can You Please Smile

Scene 1 :

"Excuse me....you drop this"

She took it and walked away.....
No smile , no "Thank You"
Did not expect any "Thank you" but a smile wud be nice.................


Scene 2 :

"Excuse me....do you have Women's Weekly July issue???"
"No"
That was a very serious "No"....& she looked at me like she wanted to eat me.
Gee....am I edible???
Yup..... I got out of there as fast as I cud and I was one potential customer.


Scene 3 :

"Excuse me.......may I know when it will reach JB?"
"Most probably ...on Friday"
"Friday??? Is it not supposed to be express???"

Oops....wrong comment,coz she gave me that 'You go drop dead' look
And she gave me another 'killer' when I told her I forgot to take out the Bar code from inside the envelope........
Adoiiii!!!
I am not going to step inside that store unless I really have to......


Never like to be in a world without smiles..........
So madam, miss, mister........... everyone.........SMILE, will you please

When The Laughter Stops

God, when all I see is pain
when all I feel is hurt,
when my smile can no longer hide
the tears in my heart,
and the laughter stops.....
will You pliz take me away.............

or cud You give me a true friend
who cud take that hurt away
who stops my heart from crying
and makes me laugh again..............
but who Dear God.....
who wud ever want to be my true friend ???

A friend not just in need
but a friend who will always care
who accepts me as I am.....
the good, the bad, the ugly
and the faceless side of me...............

Dialogue

Aisyah : Ibu ... ibu menangis ???
Ibu : Taklah.......selsema je....
Aisyah : Kenapa mata ibu macam Pontianak???
Ibu : Pontianak boleh kena selsema ke???
Aisyah : Pulangkan........
Ibu : Pontianak dah balik kampung...tak leh nak " Pulangkan......."
Aisyah : I luv u ibu......
Ibu : I luv u too ........."Pulangkan....."
Aisyah : Pulangkan apa ???
Ibu : Ibu punya bantal peluk....
Aisyah : Ibu kena pulangkan Ichah punya teddi dulu. .................
Ibu : Teddi tgh mandi
Aisyah : Mandi ???
Ibu : Yup......teddi tgh mandi dlm 'washing machine'
Aisyah : Waa........
Ibu : Ok....Ok..... u can keep my 'bantal peluk.............'
Aisyah : Waa.........
Ibu : Pliz don't cry...... wait u be like Pontianak.... ibu cannot sleep
Aisyah : Nyanyi lagu Pulangkan....

And so she falls asleep.............with Ibu's bantal peluk...... to ibu's lullaby
Lagu Pulangkan boleh jadi Lullaby???
Oh Well! ...as long as she sleeps......

Life As A Star

I don't normally like to blog...I'm just doing this to reach out to you.... people I'm still in touch with, people I've lost touch ...., people I know, people I don't know but knows me.....people I only know thru the net & I may never meet.........
God willing...if you read this....I'd just like to say I'm sorry for all my wrongdoings, for the hurtful things I did, for the hurtful things I say, for things I said that didn't come out right, for things I wished I had said but did not have the courage to....I'm sorry.

Semoga ALLAH mencucuri rahmat ke atas semua....
menjadikan kalian insan paling bahagia di dunia & akhirat.....
semoga segala impian tercapai.......
dan dilindungi ALLAH selalu.

think of me as a star
sometimes u see me, sometimes u don't
even on nites when u can see me
u may never even look my way
u may never even care that I'm there
but I'd still be twinkling on you
wishing u all the best
even when u have forgotten me ...my friends
I'd still be that tiny twinkling star....watching u from afar